June 2011
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“Love does not exist because stupid is the new smart.”
– Hobo sign
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Okay, so here’s the concept: Ernest Hemingway either did, or did not write a six word story. Allegedly, Mr. Hemingway was bet one day that he could tell a decent story using only six words. Being the bold, brilliant mother fucker that he was, Ernest screamed aloud: “I CANNOT TELL A LIE” and cut his competitors down like cherry trees. Or, he wrote a six word story. Or, he did not....
Things I'll do to avoid signing things
Petitioner: are you a registered voter, son?
Me: I'm a felon.
Petitioner: ...
Petitioner: well, you know, if it was a non-violent felony—
Me: It was violent.
Petitioner: Have a nice day! Go giants!
